var quote=new Array() // do not change this!
var credit=new Array() // do not change this!

quote[0] = "You are what you think people think you are.";
quote[1] = "In the poker game of life, women are the rake.";
quote[2] = "Life is too important to take seriously.";
quote[3] = "If you take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.";
quote[4] = "What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?";
quote[5] = "Invention is the mother of necessity.";
quote[6] = "So much has changed. But not everything, and surely not what is best in America and the people who call it home. The dream endures. It survives, and thrives.";
quote[7] = "Creating is the greatest proof of being alive.";

credit[0] = "Chris Gormley, my brother";
credit[1] = "Matt Damn, Rounders";
credit[2] = "Corky Siegel";
credit[3] = "Ryan Reynolds, National Lampoon's Van Wilder";
credit[4] = "Doctor Who";
credit[5] = "Thorstein Veblen";
credit[6] = "Dan Rather, Preface of The American Dream, p. XVII";
credit[7] = "Fortune Cookie from dinner 5-15-04";

var Q = quote.length;

var whichquote=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));

function showQuote(){ 
	document.write(""" + quote[whichquote] + """);
}

function showCredit(){ 
	document.write(credit[whichquote]);
}

function thb_enlarge( theurl, w, h )
{
	// set the width and height
	var the_width=w;
	var the_height=h;
	
	// set window position
	var from_top=50;
	var from_left=50;
	
	// set other attributes
	var has_toolbar='no';
	var has_location='no';
	var has_directories='no';
	var has_status='no';
	var has_menubar='no';
	var has_scrollbars='no';
	var is_resizable='yes';
	
	// attributes put together
	var the_atts='width='+the_width+',height='+the_height+',top='+from_top+',screenY='+from_top+',left='+from_left+',screenX='+from_left;
	the_atts+=',toolbar='+has_toolbar+',location='+has_location+',directories='+has_directories+',status='+has_status;
	the_atts+=',menubar='+has_menubar+',scrollbars='+has_scrollbars+',resizable='+is_resizable;
	
	// open window
	window.open(theurl,'',the_atts);
}

function dabanner(){ 
	var banner = 1 + Math.round( Math.random() * ( 7 ) );
	document.write( "<img src=/images/da_banners/version" + banner + ".gif width=88 height=31 border=0 />" );
}