200 Random Facts

• There may or may not be 200 random facts here.
• ...if you have time to count them, go ahead. I didn't.
• My full name is Craig Thomas Gormley.
• You can call me Thomas.
• I was born June 14, 1981 in a moderately sized town of Greeley, about one hour north of Denver
• That means i'm currently 22 and in my prime.
• My hair is a light brown and I like it short. Once it becomes unmanagable, I always wear a hat.
• I am a Gemini.
• I am extremely stubborn.
• My everyday cologne is Adidas and Boss.
• My nightlife cologne is Boss.
• My favorite color is blue.
• My favorite anti-color is black.
• My favorite drink is Crown and Coke or a Rossi Gin & Tonic.
• I am also addicted to Water.
• My mom's side of the family is primarily Catholic.
• I don't care much for catholicism.
• My dad's side of the family is primarily Mormon.
• I don't care much for the mormonism.
• I attend Texas Tech University.
• The reason Lubbock exists in Texas Tech, despite what Lubbock Christian University tries to claim.
• I am a Managemnet Information Systems major.
• I sometimes consider myself a comedian.
• I sometimes do not.
• My jokes are usually over the top or misunderstood.
• I will become successful enough to have sufficient funds giving me complete creative control over my life.
• I really am very stubborn.
• I own two computers (a highly modified HP Pavilion and a Sony Vaio bought on eBay.
• I like digital toys.
• I am a natural born leader.
• I sometimes like to follow someone else's lead.
• I am random.
• I have a B.A. in B.S.
• This means I am versed in over 3000 forms of bullshit.
• If I have a paragraph of information, I can talk about it for atleast 15 to 20 minutes.
• I am 50% outgoing-loud-party person, 50% computer-geek-hermit
• I will only go camping if it's anytime and anywhere.
• I prefer to go with someone.
• I am 50% anal retentive, 50% lazy.
• Depends on the day.
• I have to shower everyday.
• I'm not kidding.
• I prefer my laptop backpack over my expensive leather laptop briefcase.
• I am an avid Denver Broncos fan.
• I really really hate the Dallas cowboys, but enjoy the Houston Texans.
• I am an avid Dallas Stars fan.
• I am an avid Colorado Rockies fan.
• I am an avid Texas Rangers fan.
• I am an avid Colorado Rapids fan.
• I am an avid Dallas Burn fan.
• Another great sport is foursquare.
• You played foursquare in 5th grade.
• There should be a professional foursquare league.
• I say the word "badass" and the phrase "that's no good." way too often.
• I live for the way women smell.
• I love women.
• and their eyes.
• I don't love feminists.
• Ok, I hate feminists.
• Well, just some of them.
• I wear boxers.
• I wear boxer briefs too.
• Just not as much
• I sometimes go "commando." on purpose.
• Sometimes I simply forget to wear underwear.
• I love loud things.
• 3 is the magic number
• I have a card to a video store, that means I have late fees.
• If I go to the movies, I have to have an Icee.
• If I go to the movies, I stay the farthest away from popcorn as possible.
• If I go to the movies alone, I always stay to the last credit roles.
• The Simpsons is the most ingenious show ever.
• I watch it.
• I weep.
• Whenever I take the stairs, I always go up them two at a time.
• I used to be addicted to caffeine.
• I'm now addicted to the web.
• Yeah, and Kylie Minouge
• I spend close to 8 hours a day on the web.
• My eyes hurt.
• I am a technophile and love all things digital.
• I have a coffee cup that says "Tired But Wired."
• I don't drink coffee.
• I do enjoy V8.
• I like to repeat movie lines.
• I love sour cream.
• I am a mexican food fanatic.
• I ate mexican food in the womb.
• That was tricky.
• Regardless of it's name...it's Coke.
• I don't say "soda", I don't say "pop."
• Soda should be outlawed. So should pop. And even soda pop.
• So should George Bush and his entire family.
• and their dog.
• I love music.
• My musical tastes are extremely eclectic.
• I dig movies.
• I love dark comedy.
• I love all things extreme.
• I hate hippies. Peace. Love. Blow Me.
• I am extremely politically incorrect.
• But I am an Irish American
• ...I want retribution for crimes against my ancestors from the railroad companies of America.
• I can't stand people who are uptight.
• My humor is based on my ability to be free.
• By free, I mean not having any boundries.
• I do not possess the ability to be offended.
• Try me.
• I can't stand people who can't take a joke.
• I can be bitter sometimes.
• I'm a fan of the comic stylings of Triumph the Insult Dog.
• I have a very dark side.
• I have an immense temper.
• I try not to show that.
• I used to be very non-confrontational.
• If there was a war overseas and I was drafted, I would not go.
• If there was a war on the soil of the US, I would defend it with my life.
• Someday I want to see Scotland.
• I don't read that often.
• I should.
• You should try that...it's good.
• I tend to like anything that smells good.
• like candles.
• and women.
• I like to say that things are "tight."
• Shut up.